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Upon sight of those of the undead persuasion, thou must ask that they stop their feasting of brains of the innocent for a time, so that the previous chapter, already being stated, may be stated again in all readiness. Thou mayest not pulleth the Pin of the Holy Hand Grenade at the number of three, unless the undead, having complied with thou request, ceased gormandizing of the brains of the countless children, elderly, diseased, helpless, frail, mentally unstable, and other undesirables. The undead persuasion must then elect one amongst themselves to serve in His Holiness’s light, leading the procession until the throwing of the hand grenade, which then his services shall no longer be needed, because he shall no longer be undead, but dead. Very, very dead. If thou hadst to describe it in one word, it would be cadaverific.